Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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