I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Randomize
