I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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