The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
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He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
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They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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