No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Randomize
