Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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