is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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