it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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