your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
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I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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