covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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