sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
so let's talk penis.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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