I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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