To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
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How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
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btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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