Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Randomize
