My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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