so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
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I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
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Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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