'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
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