He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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