...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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