Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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