Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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