Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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