her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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