I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
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I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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