pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
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ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
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CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
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