is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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