Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
