And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
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she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
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Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
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