from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
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We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
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No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
The ass gains better be worth it
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