it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
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how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
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I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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