she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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