If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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