PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
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