Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
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I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
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the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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