He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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