Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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