we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
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Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
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I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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