You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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