let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
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My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
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Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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