Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
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He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
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I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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