kristin has been a bad kristin
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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