I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
You need Xanax blowdarts
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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