so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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