He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
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We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
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He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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