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I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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