he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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