Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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