is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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