you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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