Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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