May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
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It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
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If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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