You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
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private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
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I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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