He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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