tell your sister to shave her snatch
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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