do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
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it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
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In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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