No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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