this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Randomize
