You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
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Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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